I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE IT TO MY MOM. my mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "if u r going to kill each other, do it outside_ _ _ _i just finished cleaning!" my mother taught me RELIGION: "u better pray that will come out of the carpet."  my mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "if u dont straighten up, i m going to knock u into the middle of next week!"  my mother taught me LOGIC: "because i said so, thats why!"  my mother taught me FORESIGHT: "make sure u wear clean underwear, in case u r in an accident!"  my mother taught me IRONY:  "keep laughing n i'll give u something to cry out."  my mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "shut ur mouth and eat ur supper!"  my mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "will u look at the dirt on the back of ur neck!"  my mother taught me about STAMINA:  "u'll sit there till all that spinach is finished!"  my mom taught me about WEATHER: "it looks as if a tornato swept through ur room!"  my mom taught  me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "if i yelled because i saw a mentor comming towards u; would u listen then!"  my mom taught me about HIPOCRISY: "if i told u once, i've told u a million times_ _ _ _Dont exxagerate!"  my mother taught me about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I've bought u into this world, n i can take u out!"